Me in 5th grade: I will never smoke or drink or do any drugs ever
Me now: I probably wouldn't do meth

Korea finally contemplating a law against sasaengs

definitelyastalker:

FINALLY. ABOUT DAMN TIME. CAN I GET A HALLELUJAH

Friend: How long does it take you to fall in love?
Me: A couple of music videos I guess
mirror-maze:

The only GIF that the internet really needs.
what's your technique for fingering ?
─ Anonymous

eatpussylivehappy:

pussy poppin hidden 2 fingers no jutsu